Why did the cookie cry?
‘Cause his mom had been a wafer so long!!!!
Did you ever see the movie, “Constipated?”
It never came out!
Why don’t you take a shower by a Pokemon?
Because they will peek-at-choo!
Husband:Is it raining outside?
Wife: Well, it doesn’t usually rain inside!
Why did the kid turn on the computer?
Because his mom told him to open up the windows!
What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A safe driver!
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